sometimes I want to listen to soft nice indie music and sometimes I want to listen to heavy metal rock and sometimes I want to listen to hardcore gangster rap and that’s just life
i only accept apologies in cash
when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lecture
- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure