when you tell your parents something funny and they turn it into a lecture
- Mum: Why is your room always so messy?
- Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me